After another interesting day my husband has stories repeat to me, things he heard today.
Story One:
My car smells like marijuana? Haha. That’s what my dog smells like haha. I’ve been trying to get rid of that smell. Haha. I didn’t know marijuana smelled like that. Now I’m going to hav to try it and find out.
Meanwhile BTT was noticing her actions indicated she probably already was good friends with marijuana. Moral of this story: if you smoke marijuana, don’t bother coming up with a good lie to tell the local tow truck driver. He doesn’t really care if you do or not.
Story Two:
I’m pregnant! And it’s not my [abusive] ex’s baby. My little girl’s daddy is the father.
I really hope this story is a true story. The last time BTT worked for her the RCMP were involved and her and above mentioned abusive boyfriend were fighting over a vehicle that was actually hers. Another time she locked herself out of her vehicle very early in the morning after spending the night in her vehicle to get away from said boy friend. Soon after that she ended up spending time in the hospital after he beat her up. I really hope she has a safe happy place for herself, her daughter, and her new baby.
Story Three:
I was so stressed after I sideswiped a vehicle on a dessertes trail in the bush that I just had to start drinking. Then I waited an hour and called 911. When the RCMP showed up they impounded my vehicle! I wasn’t even drunk when I almost drove head on into another vehicle on a road so full of ruts and fallen down trees it was hardly even a road and that anyone who was sober would not have tried to drive on at such a speed. The injustice.
this story I like. It’s something I recommend. If you drink and drive then definitely report yourself; that saves other people the hassle of doing it.
Disclaimer: I’m definitely paraphrasing. But the facts are all true and I tried to write them like BTT told them to me.
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